FRIENDS

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
TRUE FRIENDS: are the reasons you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
TRUE FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
TRUE FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we Fuuuuuucked up majorly..... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
TRUE FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
TRUE FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
TRUE FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
TRUE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
TRUE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
TRUE FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
TRUE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
TRUE FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out of 'em
FAKE FRIENDS: Will help you move furniture
REAL FRIENDS: Will help you move a body
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
TRUE FRIENDS: Will steal this